Racing into the Future: Sonic’s Crossover Shenanigans
In a twist that would make even the fastest hedgehog do a double take, Sega’s chief creative maestro, Takashi Iizuka, recently spilled some tea regarding the future of racing game Sonic CrossWorlds. Spoiler alert: there’s talk of cramming in ‘deep cut’ characters from the astoundingly vast Sonic universe as downloadable content (DLC). Yes, characters that even the most devoted fans might scratch their heads at, wondering, “Who is that?”
The Not-So-Secret Sauce of Sonic CrossWorlds
Since bursting onto the scene last September, Sonic CrossWorlds has been nothing short of a nostalgia buffet, serving up a smorgasbord of free and paid characters. A wild assortment that includes the likes of Hatsune Miku, the Joker from Persona (because why not?), Ichiban Kasuga from Like a Dragon, and even SpongeBob SquarePants—yes, because nothing screams speed like an animated sponge.
The Future is Blue and Possibly Confusing
Masaru Kohayakawa, the game’s director and self-proclaimed high-speed enthusiast, hinted at “big surprises” in store for gambling fans everywhere this year. Who wouldn’t want to sit on the edge of their racing chair, awaiting which obscure character from Sonic’s rich (some might say convoluted) history might make an appearance next? Iizuka was all too happy to pipe in, confidently stating, “Sega has such a rich cast of characters, and this is a fabulous space to showcase that legacy.” One can only hope some of these “rich characters” are ready for the spotlight.
Deep Cuts from the Sonic Archives
When queried about the possibility of including ‘deeper cuts’—think Terence from that one episode of the 1993 animated series or, gasp, a familiar face from Netflix’s Sonic Boom—the Sonic overlord appeared open-minded. “There’s a lot of passion around the extended Sonic universe,” he mused. “We might just toss in some of the wild cards if the stars align—no promises, but hey, it’s worth a shot!”
When Collaboration Turns into a Game of Musical Chairs
Just before everyone dashes off to speculate wildly about which beloved characters might be next, Iizuka did pour a little cold water on dreams of infinite crossover chaos. “Some companies had their reservations,” he acknowledged, “but let’s not get into naming names. That would just be unfun!” Sounds like the game developers had a few more rejections than an overzealous Tinder user.
Celebrating 35 Years of Sonic Shenanigans
This month also marks an exciting milestone—Sonic’s 35th anniversary. Sega will roll out some fantastical digital content showcasing Sonic’s evolution (or lack thereof, depending on who’s critiquing), along with fan meet-ups, pop-up museums, bizarrely specific merchandise, and live concerts. It’s a celebration that guarantees at least one awkward encounter between fans and some questionable characters in a convention hall.
So buckle up, folks! The world of Sonic CrossWorlds is revving up, and it promises to offer both high-speed fun and endless opportunities for confusion about who exactly is that character in the corner. Happy racing!

