Cyberpunk 2077: It’s Selling Like Hotcakes (Well, Sort Of)
In a plot twist that no one saw coming—except maybe the developers—Cyberpunk 2077 has officially racked up sales of 35 million copies. Yes, that’s right! CD Projekt, the gaming company that clearly possesses a crystal ball, clued in the world during their latest financial results presentation.
Now, let’s put those numbers in perspective. Launched in December 2020, Cyberpunk flew off the shelves at lightning speed, achieving this magnificent milestone in just under five years. Compare that to The Witcher 3, which meandered along for about six years to hit 30 million copies. Who knew futuristic dystopia would become the new hotness?
Sales: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
According to the geniuses at CD Projekt, the third quarter of 2025 was a miraculous time for sales, which continued to soar thanks to “ongoing strong sales of games from its back catalogue, primarily Cyberpunk 2077 and its Phantom Liberty expansion.” Yes, because nothing says ‘liberty’ like a neon-drenched dystopia full of glitches… but they did the fixing thing, right?
This year turned out to be especially splendid for sales on existing platforms, surpassing the same period in 2024. The base game’s addition to some premium gaming subscription service (you know the one) surely nudged impulse-buying gamers into getting their hands on that Phantom Liberty. Who could resist a little digital escapism, especially when it’s offered along with a low monthly fee?
Switching Platforms and Mac-tastic Sales
But wait! There’s more. The game’s much-anticipated release on the hypothetical Switch 2 and even on Mac is credited as a major factor in reaching that glorious sales figure. Apparently the promise of playing a glitchy RPG on a tiny screen appealed to a surprisingly vast audience. Makes perfect sense, right?
A Turnaround for the Ages
After what felt like an eternity of patches—seriously, if gamers had nickels for every patch—they finally reappeared in Sony’s online market in June 2021. At that moment, CD Projekt bravely declared that the game’s performance had reached a “satisfying” level. Huzzah!
The Future Is Bright (or Maybe Just Neon)
Fast forward to today, and the ambitious team at CD Projekt is boldly preparing for a sequel, previously dubbed Project Orion but now known only by the whispers of gamers everywhere. This sequel-in-the-making is being spearheaded by their shiny new North American studios nestled in the sun-drenched cities of Boston and Vancouver. Who wouldn’t want to craft a digital dystopia while sipping coffee in a city known for its hipster culture?
“We are absolutely thrilled and satisfied that—despite passing time and a few bumps—Cyberpunk 2077 continues to keep its audience enthralled,” stated Michał Nowakowski, a joint CEO who probably deserves a gold star for keeping a straight face in light of the game’s rocky history.
So here it stands: 35 million copies sold, a bright future ahead (filled with virtual chaos), and a community that can’t seem to quit a game that once felt like a fast train to Glitchville. Cheers to that triumphant comeback!
