Pottery Smackdown: The Silly Saga of Kiln
In a world where crafting deadly pottery is just another Tuesday, Double Fine Productions has unveiled Kiln, the ultimate online multiplayer showdown where spirits throw clay instead of punches. Yes, pottery is the new hand-to-hand combat!
Players assume the role of a spirited spirit (try saying that five times fast), unable to engage in any form of battle without proper armor—because, let’s face it, nobody wants to get their ceramics shattered. But fear not! Our feisty friends can whip up armor using the ever-so-reliable pottery wheel. Sculpting prowess is not required; a mere button push and control stick mash will turn any aspiring potter into a seasoned artisan.
“Will you be a big, bulky jug or a petite, elegant cup? Perhaps a plate that says, ‘I put the “art” in ‘battle art’? The game’s description offers such weighty decisions.
From Armored Jugs to Explosive Pottery
Strategic thinkers, brace yourselves! Players can choose whether to hurl pies or transform into a dynamite stick (talk about a cracking personality). With a variety of combinations and abilities, Kiln offers a buffet of unusual character-building options that would make even a professional potter raise an eyebrow. Who knew pottery could be so… explosive?
But wait, there’s more! Players can express their artistic genius through a dizzying array of decorative options—think of it as Project Runway meets the pottery barn. Spice up your pots with toppers, handles, spouts, glazes, charms, and stickers that would make even the most casual crafters swoon.
Quench Mode: Where Battles Heat Up
Once your masterpiece is complete, it’s time to unleash the fury in Quench mode, where players engage in 4v4 online combat. Forget about traditional warfare; it’s all about who has the most well-dressed clay warriors.
In a recent interview, project lead Derek Brand elaborated on the potato—err, pottery—process. “Making pots in real life is really tricky,” Brand quipped. It’s as if he’s experiencing a fully artistic existential crisis. “You need skills; you can’t just walk in and start tossing clay around, thinking you’re Michelangelo.”
The philosophy behind Kiln? Keeping it simple! Players can quickly dive into the artistry of pot-making, requiring just the press of a button and a few joystick manipulations. It’s basically like cooking instant ramen, but way more creative!
Future Updates and Fun
Kiln is set to bring its über-cool gameplay and diverse maps to consoles like Xbox Series X/S and PS5, as well as PC, launching later this year. And fear not gamers; those with an Xbox Game Pass subscription can jump right in on day one—making it the easiest decision since deciding to have another slice of cake.
Brand hinted at a deviously delightful post-launch plan, eager to engage with the community to discover what’s working and what might need a bit of sculpting. “We are entirely committed to the Quench mode and the lobby experience,” he explained. He also added that players can look forward to unique gameplay hooks across various maps, promising a fresh take on every skirmish.
Beta Testers Wanted!
For those brave enough to take the plunge before official release, sign up for the Beta Testing Program! Get ready to experience the wild world of pottery battles and possibly reshape the future of clay combat!
In summary, if the thought of flinging clay creations into frenetic brawls sounds thrilling (and believe it or not, it does), Kiln might just be the crafting adventure worth waiting for. Pottery won’t ever be the same again!
