The world of gaming can be as unpredictable as a cat on catnip, and just when players thought it was safe to put the console down, Lara Croft has made a dramatic return. Buckle up, folks, because the time-warping Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition has just crash-landed on the Nintendo eShop like a T-Rex at a tea party.
Surprise! It’s Here and It’s Affordable! (Kind Of)
In an astonishing act that can only be described as a ‘shadow drop’ (yes, that’s a real thing and no, it doesn’t involve ninjas), the Definitive Edition has sneaked onto Nintendo Switch and Switch 2. For the price of a fancy coffee—$19.99, to be precise—gamers can dive into the reboot that has more twists than a pretzel and more content than a reality TV show.
DLC Galore! Everyone Loves Extras
So, what exactly does this love letter to Lara include? Well, brace yourselves. It comes bundled with all the fancy downloadable content that has ever been released. That means six daring outfits for our heroine (because who doesn’t like a wardrobe change during a life-or-death situation?), eight multiplayer maps (perfect for those who prefer a little friendly competition), and four additional multiplayer characters (because sometimes it’s great to give Lara a break).
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to read a comic while waiting for the bus? This edition ships with digital goodies like the Tomb Raider: The Beginning comic from Dark Horse (an elegant form of procrastination) and the art book, Tomb Raider: The Art of Survival (for those art enthusiasts who can appreciate a well-drawn dodge roll). And for the film buffs in the audience, there’s the video series, The Final Hours of Tomb Raider, which is likely longer than upcoming Marvel movies.
Discounts Galore—Get That Wallet Ready!
For those who already own the digital Switch version of Tomb Raider I-III Remastered, a 10% discount is offered—like a nice tip of the hat to loyal fans. Those who fancy themselves hardcore adventurers with Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered might nab an extra 10%. Stack that on top of the launch discount that hangs around until November 24, and voila! A whirlwind 30% off gets the price down to a mere $13.99. That’s cheaper than most subscriptions to coffee—but only marginally more heart-pounding.
The Hero’s Journey (With Intense Graphics)
This is not just a game; it’s an emotional rollercoaster that chronicles Lara Croft’s genesis from a rookie in peril to a battle-hardened survivor. According to the official description, players will experience high-octane combat that might induce adrenaline crashes, customization options for weapons and gear that sound fancy but require metrics no one can remember, and environments that could make even Indiana Jones reconsider his life choices.
Critical Acclaim and Sequels (Because Why Stop at One?)
The reboot did not just quietly slip into the gaming hall of fame; it strutted in with a Metacritic score of 86-87, making critics swoon like teenagers at a boy band concert. Following this reboot, gamers were graced with Rise of the Tomb Raider in 2015, and Shadow of the Tomb Raider in 2018. Each title adds layers to Lara’s character thicker than a plot twist in a soap opera.
In conclusion, the battlefield of Tomb Raider is now available in a new and shiny format, stocked with discounts and all the trimmings. Get ready to unleash some serious fun or, at the very least, engage in a mild existential crisis while fending off mythical beasts. Game on!
