Call of Duty: A Humorous Guide to Multiplayer Maps
Whether frolicking through a forest of pine trees, taking refuge in deep dark holes, or casually stomping around docks at all hours—day or night—this masterpiece offers a cornucopia of maps. Let’s dive headfirst into the cartography of the latest Call of Duty, courtesy of the beta that saw its debut on the PS4. Spoiler alert: there might be some surprises lurking in those bushes!
This guide serves as a whimsical walkthrough of the maps in Call of Duty. Not every rumored map made the cut for the launch; this glorious collection is strictly from the Beta phase. Fear not, as updates will appear faster than a respawning enemy when fresh intel drops!
As a reminder, this article doesn’t list every map expected at the grand launch—just a sneak peek of those available during the Beta. Changes may indeed come as knowledge bubbles to the forefront; stay tuned!
Maps in Pictures: It’s Basically a Beautiful Art Gallery
Azhir Cave (day and night)
Welcome to a charming little mountain village that secretly doubles as a munitions factory. Hidden amidst the majestic heights of Urzikstan, this map boasts tiny homes, window frames begging to be shot through, and walls that appear to have lost a fight with gravity. Navigate north, and you’ll find a network of caves that could give Google Maps a run for its money—prepare for some serious head-scratching as you try to escape that labyrinthine mess. Most objects can be reduced to rubble, providing ample hideaway spots from pesky foes.
Playable multiplayer modes on this map:
- Cyber Attack
- Domination
- Team Deathmatch
Hackney Yard (day and night)
Picture a rectangular industrial park where a plethora of rubbish provides altitude, allowing for some lofty snipering. There are numerous climbing opportunities and walls that practically yell, “Hide from enemies here!” Just watch out, or you might find yourself taking a wrong turn and walking right into an enemy camp. Surprise attacks are basically just “accidental” walks in this map’s quirky layout.
Playable multiplayer modes on this map:
- Domination
- Team Deathmatch
- Headquarters
Grazna Raid: Nature vs. Warfare
Set in a completely abandoned town where Mother Nature decided to reclaim the real estate, this map offers mountainous ambush opportunities. Players can hunker down in the twisted remains of civilization or, if feeling bold, strut down the main roads like they own the place—heading straight into enemy fire. Stealth will be key in this candid encounter with foes!
Playable multiplayer modes on this map:
- Team Deathmatch
- Domination
Gun Runner: A Coal-filled Adventure
Get ready for battle amidst the whir and clatter of coal mining and refining! Expect scenic views of open coal pits accompanied by the sight of rusting rail cars. Sure, these sights are charming and all, but they also serve as excellent cover. Don’t hesitate to move stealthily and hop over those weary freight trains!
Playable multiplayer modes on this map:
- Realism
- Team Deathmatch
- Domination
- Headquarters
King: Where Training Meets Mayhem
Step into a training warehouse packed with defensive structures galore! Get excited as the flag mysteriously appears in the central tunnel, challenging anyone to attempt a daring grab as bullets whiz past. Talk about an intense field trip!
Playable multiplayer mode on this map:
- Skirmish
Pine: Wooded Wonderland
This training ground is about as symmetrical as they come, complete with metal target practice zones. A stream divides the charming battlefield, fetching a delightful color palette mixed with a dash of intensity. Oh, and did someone mention a red container where the flag casually appears? Talk about full service—targets and flags everywhere!
Playable multiplayer mode on this map:
- Skirmish
Stack: The Elevated Arena
Imagine a training terrain set in a desert, where both teams start on elevated balconies, and woe be to those who forget to look left or right! The center, featuring a raised platform and sketchy plywood stairs, is where chaos takes its sweet time unfolding—the red container where the flag comes to life is merely the cherry on top of this tactical cupcake.
Playable multiplayer mode on this map:
- Skirmish
Stay sharp and keep an eye out for guides and updates to uncover more thrilling secrets of this illustrious installment—more treasure maps are sure to appear soon!
